Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.