Why jokes
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.