Why jokes
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.