Why jokes

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Orphan

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Memes

Janitor

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

Debt

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Mom

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Actor

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

Bomb

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

Tower

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

Orphan

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Mummy

Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.

Funeral

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

Spider

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.