Why jokes
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.