Why jokes
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.