Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why Jokes
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
