Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Memes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!