Why jokes
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Memes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"