Why jokes
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
How to say “I love you” be like :
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."