Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?