Why jokes
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Go team Sky
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.