Why jokes

Orphan

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home. 😢

Spider-Man

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own ā€œwebsite.ā€

Memes

Bird

this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning

A baby looks shocked, while text above says 'HOLY CRAP' and text below says 'I'VE BEEN CLONED!'

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it didn't want to be argon.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

Sun

Why doesn’t the sun ā˜€ļø go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

Mother

Why is Mrs. Grapes šŸ‡ a good mother?

Because she loves raisin' kids.

Toilet Paper

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

Koala

Why did the koala climb the tree?

To get to the other branch. :)

He made it, don't worry!

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  • Koala

    Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.

    Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.

    Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

    Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.

    Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.

    Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.

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  • Shooting

    Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

    Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

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  • Toilet Paper

    Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.

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  • Pornstar

    Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

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  • Girl

    A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

    That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

    That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.