Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Memes
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."