Why jokes
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
*The talk*
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE