Why jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.