Why jokes
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.