Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why Jokes
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
