Why jokes
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Memes
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."