Why jokes
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.