Why jokes
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Memes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.