Why jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!