Why jokes
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
😭 😫 🤔 😳 😊 👨 👩 👨 Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped ♿ 👨💼 👨 👬 gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl 👧 cost $75.00 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.