Why jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.