Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Memes
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂