Why jokes
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why is it spicy?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.