Why jokes
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.