Why jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"