Why jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.