Why jokes
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Memes
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)