Why jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.