Why jokes
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Memes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]