Why jokes
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Memes
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.