Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why Jokes
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
