Why jokes
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
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