Why jokes
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? đđ
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Memes
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didnât wear her seatbelt.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why isnât the word âorphanâ spelled with an âfâ instead of âph?â Because that âfâ stands for âfamily,â and the word âorphanâ doesnât have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.