Why jokes
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Memes
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.