Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why Jokes
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
