Why jokes
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.