Why jokes
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Memes
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.