Why jokes
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
why his deathstare hot af
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.