Why jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Memes
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.