Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.