Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why is the rum gone?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.