Why jokes
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.