Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why Jokes
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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