Why jokes

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was offering free seeds.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in a different box.

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

Why do nuns not wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

Because they take all the green cards.

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.