Why jokes
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Memes
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Gwen, why are you so nice?