Why jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Willy Wonka meme
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.