Why jokes
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.