Why jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"