My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why Jokes
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
