Why jokes
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Memes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.