Why jokes
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Memes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.