Why jokes
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.