Why jokes
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.