Why jokes
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Memes
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.