Why jokes
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. š¤£
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why couldnāt 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Memes
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnāt have a home button.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldnāt she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Whoās there?" "Not Susie, sheās still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldnāt Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"