Why jokes
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Memes
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.