Why jokes
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?