Why jokes
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.