Why jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.