Why jokes
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Spooktober meme!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why tie when you can knot?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?