Why jokes
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Reasons
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.