Why jokes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.