Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why Jokes
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
