Why jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Memes
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!