Why jokes
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.