Why jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
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Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!