Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
