Why jokes
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we donโt feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Memes
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. Iโm just trying to look at/make jokes, and Iโm getting shit from people saying, "Itโs too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for โBโ shells, and too small for โDโ shells.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They canโt find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.