Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why Jokes
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
