Why jokes
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Memes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
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Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.