Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Memes
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Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.