Why jokes
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.