Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!