Why jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
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Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Memes
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think Iβll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why donβt you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray thereβs no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why canβt Indian women drive?
Theyβre too used to riding their camels.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They donβt deserve rights!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!