Why jokes
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.