Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.