Why jokes
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
But why?
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.