Why jokes
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.