Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why Jokes
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
