Why Jokes

Ball

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Ruler

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

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  • Jesus

    Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?

    Because he died in the Cross 😈

    Number

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

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  • Church

    The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

    Zombie

    Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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