Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.