I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.