Why jokes
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.