Why jokes
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
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That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.