Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3