Why jokes
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why is Earth flat?
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.