Why jokes
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!