Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.