Why jokes
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.