Why jokes
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.