Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why Jokes
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
