Why jokes
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!