Why jokes
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"