Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.