Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why Jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
