Why jokes
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.