Why jokes
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."