Why jokes
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂