Why Jokes

Thief

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

Princess Diana

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

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  • War

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

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  • Goat

    Why did the goat have an abortion?

    Because she already had too many kids!

    Zookeeper

    Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

    Man

    Why did the man become stupid?

    Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...