Why jokes
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.