Why jokes
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.