Why jokes
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!