Why jokes
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.