Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why Jokes
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
