Why jokes
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the βutterβ side.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donβt work.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!