Why jokes
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did you say not to?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"