Why jokes
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.