Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why Jokes
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
