Why jokes
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.