Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
