Why jokes
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.