Why jokes

Bus

  • My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

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  • Head

  • Why don't headless people have a head in class?

    Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

    Love

  • Why do you want me?

    Cus u like me...

    What do you mean?

    You love me.

    No.

    Look down.

    Bear

  • A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

    The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

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