Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.