Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why Jokes
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
