Why jokes
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!