Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why donโt oranges ๐ go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why does the orange ๐ beat the other fruits ๐ in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because itโs a little meteor.
A priest is drowning in a river. A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that God will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God said, "I sent you three f***ing boats and you didn't take them!"
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.