Why jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?