Why jokes
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.