Why jokes
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.