Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why Jokes
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
