Why jokes
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.