Why jokes
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mumâs chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mumâs dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, âOh god, I'm cumming!â"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why canât Helen Keller drive?
Itâs because sheâs dead.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł