Why jokes

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...