Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why is the rum gone?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
