Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
