Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.