Why jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.