Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why Jokes
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
