Why jokes
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
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Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!