Why jokes
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.