Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.