Why jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.