Why jokes
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.