Why jokes

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.