Why jokes
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.