Why jokes
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.