Why jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why couldnβt people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Motherβs Day? Because they donβt have a mother to give to!
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!