Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why Jokes
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
