Why jokes

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.