Whos jokes
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.