Whos

Whos jokes

Blind Person

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

Lettuce

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...

Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Door

"Knock Knock..."

"Who's There?"

"Kenya"

"Kenya who?"

"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!

Water

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Orphan

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the gay kid's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Orphan

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.