Whos Jokes

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

The image shows a comparison between two types of people: those who don't know and those who do. The top part of the image shows a puzzle with two skyscrapers and an airplane and the question "Are you stuck? I Need" on top. The bottom part of the image has two different pictures of people. One on the left has a laughing face, while the one on the right is serious and dark, labeled "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" and "PEOPLE WHO KNOW", respectively.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”