Whos jokes
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.