Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Memes
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.