Whos jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Who's Lil John?

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.