Whos jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...

Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your dead son.

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?

A LYRICAL COOK!

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Presto.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.