Whos

Whos jokes

Knock knock

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Disease

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

Dog

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Orphan

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Thanks

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Orphan

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Orphan

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Orphan

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.