Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.